SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.
There are two kinds of parrots…
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
I would vote for him
i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
these are glorified doodles i can not pretend otherwise