18 . ♂ . Queer

Hi im cody. ima huge dork and i like turtles.
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Master and Servant.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

matildaswormwood:

Do NOT shame people for choosing not to go to school.

Do NOT insult people for dropping out.

Do NOT teach your children that dropping out means you are a failure. 

You never know what’s going on in that person’s life.

Just DON’T DO IT.

pinkifingers:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

littlekittyboy:

sovietcatparty:

missgingerlee:

Emergency blog kitteh in a sample size tent. 

Because kittens.

I’m a cat and I’ve always wanted to take one of those

:DD

Do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them & it could be completely silent.
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